The writer’s prompts I post are based on the crazy crap I experience in everyday life.
Writing prompts are a great way to help with writer’s block. Basically you see the prompt and just start writing anything that comes to mind based on the prompt. I have done this whenever I get stuck and sometimes it’s amazing what comes out of it. I will be posting Writing Prompts as much as I can for those who like to use them. I will also be posting the prompts on Twitter.
It’s all about him
She’s not coming back until June
I could really go for a doughnut right now
It’s a fishbowl
He was uncomfortable
She was an alcoholic, a drug addict and a smoker
He’s waiting for a hotter woman to show up
Send me your synopsis, sure what’s that?
I don’t want him back
She’s in Vegas that weekend
There she goes with that drama again
His parents ruined our relationship
More luxury condos should solve the housing problem
It’s called Orgasmic Meditation
She can’t be alone for a minute
Would someone call HR already!
She opened her legs first
Do Buddhists believe in God?
It’s called money laundering
The Séance Room
It’s going to be like Christmas!
It was the second worst match.com event I’ve ever been too
I know what we need, more compliance!
She keeps her cocaine in them
She now understands the greatness of East Coast pizza!
In corporate speak they have displaced her
Just call me Vince
He told him to F off!
I need five days without her!
It’s just like East Coast Pizza!
Thank God my TV is still analog
She said the aliens come through the TV at night
He actually watched
He’s a vampirologist!
The answer is both
They are watching me or protecting me…
You are going to think I’m crazy, but…
It’s good to be Jack
He’s kind of OCD
I saw Jenny again
I couldn’t keep my pants on!
It costs extra to cleanse your aura
Look it’s the Lord!
Oh, that’s weird….
Pirates Alley is right next to the Cathedral
We were covered in white powder
I walked right past it on Royal Street
What the hell is in the attic?
She said they repelled down the side of the building
At night the shutters fly open
They have a tour for that
Would you like that drink to go?
I think the waiter is a vampire
The Pope has to bless them
They ‘re not ants they are termites
They were already drunk at 4p.m.
Balls of Steel
They do it better in Atlanta
I think he’s a vampire
He never returns her calls
Stop, just stop talking!
He hates Mondays
The snarky waiter
We won’t be renting there
It’s on Powell Street
She reminds me of Rose
He’s no ladies man
She’s suing for what?
The Dog Park
It was delicious
It all stems from the lack of leadership from the top down
Where do I begin…
Oh no she didn’t!
Chicken and Waffles
BMW’s always have the right of way
South Beach, Miami
Entitled and Lazy
Everyone’s pregnant, I hope this isn’t contagious
The vampires at Lafayette Park
She was three hours late and didn’t care
Lets tell everyone on Facebook
Her name is Adalynn
She got drunk and caused a scene
You’re invited as long as you can work for us
$12 Million for Shrubs
It seemed like a good idea…
The swimming pool had a glass bottom
He screamed in the middle of the street.
They think mermaids are real…
She plans on marrying for money
He’s had work done!
There’s just no getting through to her
The cat’s name is Tucker
She’s a loner
He can’t sit still
We are surrounded by water
She said it was Nikki’s idea
The balcony wrapped around the whole apartment
She thinks he’s obnoxious and yet….
His blue eyes are so deep…
Hello, Old Sport…
We were very drunk and…
That place near that thing…
It’s very purple…
This is why no one likes her.
She is staying in Windsor.
“Incapable of Living in the moment” Conan O’Brien
He always jumps to the wrong conclusions
I told them she was evil
He’s too eager
I danced with a crazy blonde and some guy from New Zealand
She stole the wine too!
He won’t stop talking about how rich he is.
Women aren’t allowed inside
We made it up the hill
He just winked at you
I love that mean cat!
Cubic Zirconia means forever!
Mr. Grumpy Pants
They finally fired her
They can’t force her to do anything
He sits behind me
They want me to Skype
They have no shame
The boss is not as clueless as they thought
He is just too clingy
A much needed holiday
She just won’t quit
He asked me for money
The White Storm
Dreams of Vampires and Sugar Plums
A Christmas tree made out of beer cans
It’s almost over
She doesn’t wear pants
Well that’s a revelation
She left her husband for him…
The homes by the river